February 06, 2010

I Said Hearing Aid, Not Lemonade!

This video was posted on YouTube by Pub Rat Boy. It contains a recording of a prank call made to an audiologist. You may think the video is either funny or really irritating. Personally, I thought it was a pretty funny prank call. I feel really bad for the audiologist. You can tell he was trying really hard not to get angry over the phone. Poor guy.

Warning: It contains somewhat strong language. Not for kids.

Transcript of the call is below the video.



(phone rings)

Receptionist:   Good afternoon ----- Hearing.
Milton:   OH! THANK GOD YOU ANSWERED! HELLO!?
Receptionist:   Hello!
Milton:   YES! WHAT HAVE I REACHED?!!
Receptionist:  You've reached the ------ Hearing Aids!
Milton:   YES! I'M TRYING TO CALL ABOUT MY EAR!
Receptionist:   Are you the one that fell?
Milton:   YES!
Secretary:   Just a minute!
Audiologist:   Hello?
Milton:   HELLO?!
Audiologist: (loudly)   How are you?
Milton:  I'M OK, I'M CALLING ABOUT MY EAR PIECE!
Audiologist: (loudly)   And what is your name?
Milton:  MILTON FLUDGECOW
Audiologist:  (loudly) What can I do to help you?
Milton:  I'M HAVING TROUBLE. I'M HEARING WACKY, CRAZY NOISES IN MY HEAD!
Audiologist:  Okaay. And that's with your hearing aid in? 
Milton:  WHAT?!
Audiologist:  Is that with your hearing aid in?
Milton:  I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK CLEARLY!
Audiologist: Ok. You hearing the noise with your--when your hearing aid is in your ear?
Milton:  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, ALL I'M HEARING IS MUMBLY JIBBERISH!
Audiologist:   Are you hearing the noise when you're wearing the hearing aid?
Milton:  WHAT? I DON'T WANT LEMONADE. I'M CALLING ABOUT MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist;  I know that ma'am!
Milton:  THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING LEMONADE?
Audiologist: I said HEARING AID!
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist:  HEARING AID! Not Lemonade!
Milton: YES! YES! I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist:  You say you have a noise in your head?!
Milton:   LISTEN TO THIS! (staticky noises) CAN YOU HEAR THAT?!
Audiologist:   Yes! I can!
Milton:   WHAT IS THAT STATICKY NOISE IN MY HEAD?
Audiologist:   Do you have the hearing aid in your ear?
Milton:   WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT LEMONADE?!
Audiologist:  I did not SAY Lemonade! I SAID HEARING AID!
Milton:  WHAT?!
Audiologist: I said hearing aid, not lemonade!
Milton:  I WAS IN, I THINK ABOUT A WEEK AGO OR IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MONTH TO HAVE THE ADJUSTMENTS AND IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THEN.
Audiologist:  Spell your last name for me.
Milton:  WHAT?
Audiologist: Spell,   your,   last,   name,   for,   me!
Milton:  WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, A LITTLE LOUDER AND SLOWER PLEASE!
Audiologist:  What,     is,     your,     last,     name?
Milton: OH! MY NAME!
Audiologist:  YES!
Milton:   F-L-U-D-G-E-C-O-W, FLUDGECOW. MY FIRST NAME IS MILTON.
Audiologist:   (typing)
Milton:   LISTEN TO THE NOISE IT'S MAKING! DO YOU HEAR THAT?!
Audiologist:   YES! I can hear that!
Milton:   IT IS VERY LOUD! (noises) WHAT IS CAUSING THE STATIC?
Audiologist:   I   do  not   know!  I will have to look at the hearing aid!
Milton:  EXCUSE ME? WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT LEMONADE? I'M TALKING ABOUT MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist:  Yes, Ma'am! When you hear lemonade---
Milton:  NO!  I'M A SIR!
Audiologist:  Yes sir, when you hear lemonade I'm saying hearing aid!
Milton:  WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? SHOULD I COME IN FOR AN ADJUSTMENT?

Audiologist:  I think you need to do that! Do you have a switch on your hearing aid?
Milton:  DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?
Audiologist:  No sir! I did not! NO!
Milton:  YES, YOU CALLED ME A BITCH. I HEARD YOU!
Audiologist:   NO, I DID NOT!
Milton:  YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY NICE!
Audiologist:  I SAID SWITCH!
Milton:  WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!
Audiologist:   I AM NOT! When can you come in to the office?
Milton:   YES, I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT 6 HOURS. I-I GOT TO GO TO BINGO AND THEN I'LL BE THERE AT APPROXIMATELY 10:00.
Audiologist:   I won't be open at 10:00!
Milton:  OK, SO I'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00 TONIGHT.
Audiologist:  NO, YOU WON'T!
Milton:   AND THEN YOU CAN FIX THE HEARING AID. I WILL STOP BY RIGHT AFTER BINGO---
Audiologist:    WE ARE NOT OPEN AT 10:00! WE CLOSE AT 5!
Milton:    WHAT?
Audiologist:   (Oh, geez)  I CLOSE AT 5:00! I AM NOT OPEN AT 10:00!
Milton:   GOOD! IT WILL BE 10:00 AND I'LL SEE YOU THEN. IF I GET THERE AT 9:30 WOULD THAT BE OK?
Audiologist:  Milton?
Milton:  YES?
Audiologist:   I, AM, NOT, OPEN AT 10:00!
Milton:   THAT IS A GOOD TIME. PERFECT, I'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00.
Audiologist:  NO!
Milton:   (hangs up)

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

5 comments:

  1. I have had some conversations that go astray but none this funny. Great post!
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  2. Wow that was hysterical. I guess I'm equally as frustrating to talk to on the phone...
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  3. This is hilatious! Thanks for sharing!
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  4. hahah!! that was sooo funny!
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  5. Post a what? Content of what?

    OK OK... I can read. That is hilarious.
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