This video was posted on YouTube by Pub Rat Boy. It contains a recording of a prank call made to an audiologist. You may think the video is either funny or really irritating. Personally, I thought it was a pretty funny prank call. I feel really bad for the audiologist. You can tell he was trying really hard not to get angry over the phone. Poor guy.
Warning: It contains somewhat strong language. Not for kids.
Transcript of the call is below the video.
(phone rings)
Receptionist: Good afternoon ----- Hearing.
Milton: OH! THANK GOD YOU ANSWERED! HELLO!?
Receptionist: Hello!
Milton: YES! WHAT HAVE I REACHED?!!
Receptionist: You've reached the ------ Hearing Aids!
Milton: YES! I'M TRYING TO CALL ABOUT MY EAR!
Receptionist: Are you the one that fell?
Milton: YES!
Secretary: Just a minute!
Audiologist: Hello?
Milton: HELLO?!
Audiologist: (loudly) How are you?
Milton: I'M OK, I'M CALLING ABOUT MY EAR PIECE!
Audiologist: (loudly) And what is your name?
Milton: MILTON FLUDGECOW
Audiologist: (loudly) What can I do to help you?
Milton: I'M HAVING TROUBLE. I'M HEARING WACKY, CRAZY NOISES IN MY HEAD!
Audiologist: Okaay. And that's with your hearing aid in?
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist: Is that with your hearing aid in?
Milton: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK CLEARLY!
Audiologist: Ok. You hearing the noise with your--when your hearing aid is in your ear?
Milton: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, ALL I'M HEARING IS MUMBLY JIBBERISH!
Audiologist: Are you hearing the noise when you're wearing the hearing aid?
Milton: WHAT? I DON'T WANT LEMONADE. I'M CALLING ABOUT MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist; I know that ma'am!
Milton: THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING LEMONADE?
Audiologist: I said HEARING AID!
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist: HEARING AID! Not Lemonade!
Milton: YES! YES! I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist: You say you have a noise in your head?!
Milton: LISTEN TO THIS! (staticky noises) CAN YOU HEAR THAT?!
Audiologist: Yes! I can!
Milton: WHAT IS THAT STATICKY NOISE IN MY HEAD?
Audiologist: Do you have the hearing aid in your ear?
Milton: WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT LEMONADE?!
Audiologist: I did not SAY Lemonade! I SAID HEARING AID!
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist: I said hearing aid, not lemonade!
Milton: I WAS IN, I THINK ABOUT A WEEK AGO OR IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MONTH TO HAVE THE ADJUSTMENTS AND IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THEN.
Audiologist: Spell your last name for me.
Milton: WHAT?
Audiologist: Spell, your, last, name, for, me!
Milton: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, A LITTLE LOUDER AND SLOWER PLEASE!
Audiologist: What, is, your, last, name?
Milton: OH! MY NAME!
Audiologist: YES!
Milton: F-L-U-D-G-E-C-O-W, FLUDGECOW. MY FIRST NAME IS MILTON.
Audiologist: (typing)
Milton: LISTEN TO THE NOISE IT'S MAKING! DO YOU HEAR THAT?!
Audiologist: YES! I can hear that!
Milton: IT IS VERY LOUD! (noises) WHAT IS CAUSING THE STATIC?
Audiologist: I do not know! I will have to look at the hearing aid!
Milton: EXCUSE ME? WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT LEMONADE? I'M TALKING ABOUT MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist: Yes, Ma'am! When you hear lemonade---
Milton: NO! I'M A SIR!
Audiologist: Yes sir, when you hear lemonade I'm saying hearing aid!
Milton: WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? SHOULD I COME IN FOR AN ADJUSTMENT?
Audiologist: I think you need to do that! Do you have a switch on your hearing aid?
Milton: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?
Audiologist: No sir! I did not! NO!
Milton: YES, YOU CALLED ME A BITCH. I HEARD YOU!
Audiologist: NO, I DID NOT!
Milton: YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY NICE!
Audiologist: I SAID SWITCH!
Milton: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!
Audiologist: I AM NOT! When can you come in to the office?
Milton: YES, I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT 6 HOURS. I-I GOT TO GO TO BINGO AND THEN I'LL BE THERE AT APPROXIMATELY 10:00.
Audiologist: I won't be open at 10:00!
Milton: OK, SO I'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00 TONIGHT.
Audiologist: NO, YOU WON'T!
Milton: AND THEN YOU CAN FIX THE HEARING AID. I WILL STOP BY RIGHT AFTER BINGO---
Audiologist: WE ARE NOT OPEN AT 10:00! WE CLOSE AT 5!
Milton: WHAT?
Audiologist: (Oh, geez) I CLOSE AT 5:00! I AM NOT OPEN AT 10:00!
Milton: GOOD! IT WILL BE 10:00 AND I'LL SEE YOU THEN. IF I GET THERE AT 9:30 WOULD THAT BE OK?
Audiologist: Milton?
Milton: YES?
Audiologist: I, AM, NOT, OPEN AT 10:00!
Milton: THAT IS A GOOD TIME. PERFECT, I'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00.
Audiologist: NO!
Milton: (hangs up)
Warning: It contains somewhat strong language. Not for kids.
Transcript of the call is below the video.
(phone rings)
Receptionist: Good afternoon ----- Hearing.
Milton: OH! THANK GOD YOU ANSWERED! HELLO!?
Receptionist: Hello!
Milton: YES! WHAT HAVE I REACHED?!!
Receptionist: You've reached the ------ Hearing Aids!
Milton: YES! I'M TRYING TO CALL ABOUT MY EAR!
Receptionist: Are you the one that fell?
Milton: YES!
Secretary: Just a minute!
Audiologist: Hello?
Milton: HELLO?!
Audiologist: (loudly) How are you?
Milton: I'M OK, I'M CALLING ABOUT MY EAR PIECE!
Audiologist: (loudly) And what is your name?
Milton: MILTON FLUDGECOW
Audiologist: (loudly) What can I do to help you?
Milton: I'M HAVING TROUBLE. I'M HEARING WACKY, CRAZY NOISES IN MY HEAD!
Audiologist: Okaay. And that's with your hearing aid in?
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist: Is that with your hearing aid in?
Milton: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK CLEARLY!
Audiologist: Ok. You hearing the noise with your--when your hearing aid is in your ear?
Milton: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, ALL I'M HEARING IS MUMBLY JIBBERISH!
Audiologist: Are you hearing the noise when you're wearing the hearing aid?
Milton: WHAT? I DON'T WANT LEMONADE. I'M CALLING ABOUT MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist; I know that ma'am!
Milton: THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING LEMONADE?
Audiologist: I said HEARING AID!
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist: HEARING AID! Not Lemonade!
Milton: YES! YES! I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist: You say you have a noise in your head?!
Milton: LISTEN TO THIS! (staticky noises) CAN YOU HEAR THAT?!
Audiologist: Yes! I can!
Milton: WHAT IS THAT STATICKY NOISE IN MY HEAD?
Audiologist: Do you have the hearing aid in your ear?
Milton: WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT LEMONADE?!
Audiologist: I did not SAY Lemonade! I SAID HEARING AID!
Milton: WHAT?!
Audiologist: I said hearing aid, not lemonade!
Milton: I WAS IN, I THINK ABOUT A WEEK AGO OR IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MONTH TO HAVE THE ADJUSTMENTS AND IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THEN.
Audiologist: Spell your last name for me.
Milton: WHAT?
Audiologist: Spell, your, last, name, for, me!
Milton: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, A LITTLE LOUDER AND SLOWER PLEASE!
Audiologist: What, is, your, last, name?
Milton: OH! MY NAME!
Audiologist: YES!
Milton: F-L-U-D-G-E-C-O-W, FLUDGECOW. MY FIRST NAME IS MILTON.
Audiologist: (typing)
Milton: LISTEN TO THE NOISE IT'S MAKING! DO YOU HEAR THAT?!
Audiologist: YES! I can hear that!
Milton: IT IS VERY LOUD! (noises) WHAT IS CAUSING THE STATIC?
Audiologist: I do not know! I will have to look at the hearing aid!
Milton: EXCUSE ME? WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT LEMONADE? I'M TALKING ABOUT MY HEARING AID!
Audiologist: Yes, Ma'am! When you hear lemonade---
Milton: NO! I'M A SIR!
Audiologist: Yes sir, when you hear lemonade I'm saying hearing aid!
Milton: WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? SHOULD I COME IN FOR AN ADJUSTMENT?
Audiologist: I think you need to do that! Do you have a switch on your hearing aid?
Milton: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?
Audiologist: No sir! I did not! NO!
Milton: YES, YOU CALLED ME A BITCH. I HEARD YOU!
Audiologist: NO, I DID NOT!
Milton: YOU CALLED ME A BITCH! I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY NICE!
Audiologist: I SAID SWITCH!
Milton: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A BITCH! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!
Audiologist: I AM NOT! When can you come in to the office?
Milton: YES, I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT 6 HOURS. I-I GOT TO GO TO BINGO AND THEN I'LL BE THERE AT APPROXIMATELY 10:00.
Audiologist: I won't be open at 10:00!
Milton: OK, SO I'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00 TONIGHT.
Audiologist: NO, YOU WON'T!
Milton: AND THEN YOU CAN FIX THE HEARING AID. I WILL STOP BY RIGHT AFTER BINGO---
Audiologist: WE ARE NOT OPEN AT 10:00! WE CLOSE AT 5!
Milton: WHAT?
Audiologist: (Oh, geez) I CLOSE AT 5:00! I AM NOT OPEN AT 10:00!
Milton: GOOD! IT WILL BE 10:00 AND I'LL SEE YOU THEN. IF I GET THERE AT 9:30 WOULD THAT BE OK?
Audiologist: Milton?
Milton: YES?
Audiologist: I, AM, NOT, OPEN AT 10:00!
Milton: THAT IS A GOOD TIME. PERFECT, I'LL SEE YOU AT 10:00.
Audiologist: NO!
Milton: (hangs up)
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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