April 25, 2015

Students. The Things They Say and Do!

My students never fail to crack me up, challenge me, and break my heart.

Here are some examples:
  • Young student will whip out his invisible phone from time to time pretending to talk to someone. When he does this while working, I sign to him to hang up and that he needs to work. He will sometimes rest the "phone" on his shoulder with his chin and sign to the person on the phone, "Work. No talk!" before putting his "phone" away in his pocket. 
  • Student passed gas loudly and blamed it on his invisible friend. 
  • Student asked me, "How old will I be when my ears are fixed?"
  • Student gets in trouble for trying to force his friend to wear his hearing aids. 
  • "Why would anyone in their right mind become a teacher?!"
  • Tiny student holds my hand and would not let go when I had to go, signing, with my hand in his, "More!"
  • "Where did water come from? How come it is not blue like in the cartoons? What makes something clear? Is clear a color?"
  • "You make me sick." Ten minutes later, "You coming back tomorrow, right?" 
  • "Why can't they just make more money. It is just paper, right? They can just print more. No one should have to be poor and sad all the time."
  • "What's wrong with you? Why are you always happy? All smiling and stuff."
  • "Well, well, look who decided to finally show up!" Looking at his watch, "You are five minutes and 23 seconds late." 
  • Young student gasped. "Boo boo?" she asked, pointing at my pimple. 

I come to work everyday ready to laugh and cry. 

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April 23, 2015

Radio Host Discusses His Hearing and the Trouble With Ambient Noise

On the way to work in the morning, I like to listen to Q100's The Bert Show on the radio. It is hosted by Bert Weiss, Jeff Dauler, and Kristin Klingshirn. Most of the time I have no problem understanding the radio show hosts. However, when they include certain audio clips or outside audio sources (phone calls, video clips, etc.) I will have trouble understanding.

Jeff recently performed stand up comedy in Nashville at the famous Ryman Auditorium. He talked about opening for Joel Mchale and how it went and what it was like. It was a big deal and they were excited about it.

Later on, they played an audio clip of Jeff's stand up performance. Before playing it, they warned that the clip was taken from the audience, meaning the sound quality could be poor. Argh. I knew I was not going to be able to understand it. But, I listened anyway.

I could hear Jeff talking and the audience laughing, but it was not clear. His voice sounded distorted through the echoing microphone. The background noises of the audience did not help.

Here is an example of what I heard:

"Ashdgsj Blah blah Nashville! blha blah Ryman. Hjkl--nice--djskdhdhu lovely kjdksjd sun dresses hsbgah blah."

What?!

It was frustrating. I wanted to hear what he said. It sounded garbled, no matter how loud I turned up the volume.

When they finished the audio clip, Bert admitted that he did not understand most of it. He blamed it on several years of using headphones while working in the radio business. He described his hearing as "jacked up." Bert talked about how he could hear certain words here and there such as "pancakes!" and "carbohydrates." Jeff was glad he said something because he wondered why Bert did not laugh at his jokes.

I am glad Bert said something too! I felt left out and wondered what Jeff said in the clip. I know we are not alone. I am sure there were many people listening who could not understand most of what Jeff said.

Later, the next day, they discussed it again and Bert mentioned that it was hard to hear Jeff because of the ambient noise. I nodded my head at the radio. Yes! Ambient noise can make it difficult for deaf and hard of hearing people to understand spoken language. The dialogue turns into a garbled mess with the possibility of a clear word here or there.

Kristin asked how Bert was able to hear a brief recorded 911 phone call by a man with slightly slurred speech but not Jeff's stand up comedy. Jeff wondered if Bert was choosing what he wanted to hear. I have been asked similar questions before. It must be confusing to witness a deaf or hard of hearing person hear one thing but not another. Hearing loss can be complicated and unpredictable. 

Kristin also asked, "What ambient noise?"

Jeff stated, "There's no ambient noise!"

Yes, there was ambient noise in the audio clip. Usually, people with typical hearing can filter out those types of sounds while deaf and hard of hearing people cannot.

Bert tried to repeat what he thought he heard when they replayed the audio bit by bit. It was still hard for him to understand much of it.

After a few minutes of Kristin and Jeff explaining what was actually said, Jeff pointed out, "At this point it's not funny anymore."

Missing out on a joke or interesting conversation is not fun. When I do not hear or follow a story told to a group of people, I usually will not ask the person to repeat what was said. I might admit I did not hear, but if they want to tell it to me again, fine. But, it takes the fun out of it. It is never funny or as great the second time or when they have to tell it again out of pity. It sucks.

Towards the end of the segment, Jeff joked about how they should hold every Bert Show in an auditorium. Ha, ha.

It was an interesting show. Glad I got to listen in!

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Clear Surgical Mask for Lip Readers

Some of my students who are interested in working in the medical field have asked about how they would be able to communicate with medical staff members wearing surgical masks. For many people who rely on lip reading, trying to communicate with someone whose mouth is covered can be a headache or impossible. I would not be able to stand it.

Finally, in 2014, a nurse created a clear surgical mask that should help:

http://scrubsmag.com/nurse-creates-clear-surgical-mask-to-improve-communication-with-patients/

I hope this idea takes off. It is necessary to have the ability to communicate with medical staff without much trouble. The last place misunderstandings or communication errors should happen is in the hospital or the doctor's office.

The only downside: It looks slightly creepy. Well, the picture they provided in the article looks creepy to me.

FaceViewMask    
             Picture from http://bit.ly/1EnzZ4B                      

Also, I wonder if the condensation from one's breath as they talk will fog up the clear window in the mask. That could be a problem.


What do you think?

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March 26, 2015

Emails and Turning on Comments

I decided turn back on the comments. I miss hearing from readers. Just try to be civilized and relevant.

For those of you who emailed me, I apologize for not responding sooner or at all. I haven't had much time to do so. I don't want to reply hastily or without much thought. I will need time to read, think, and provide a thoughtful response. But I will write back, I promise.


Thanks,

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March 20, 2015

Adding Closed Caption Option to YouTube Videos

I love a good viral video, especially when I get a chance to understand the dialogue or sounds that make the video hilarious, adorable, bizarre, gross, shocking, or all of the above. Otherwise, I am usually left in the dark unless I am able to read about it or have it explained to me. But, it takes all the fun out of it. I just want to be able to view fun videos whenever I want without having to watch it over and over again for clarification or just be frustrated knowing I did not get all of what was said.

I hope more people will take the time to caption or subtitle their videos, no matter how stupid the videos are. Many deaf and hard of hearing people enjoy watching people making total fools out of themselves or adorable baby animals being, well, adorable. If it has dialogue, it would be awesome if there is the option to see it in subtitles or closed captions.

Here are some videos about adding closed captions or subtitles to YouTube videos:






Nice video in ASL about why captioning YouTube videos is important. They list several good reasons:




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